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Interview Guy is no longer dating Blondie. This is ostensibly because he likes me better, but from what I can tell, the gal moved away (to escape the smell?)

Unfortunately, this break up did not occur before last weekend, when I was munching some of the leftover salad on his kitchen table before noticing the empty bottle of wine next to it... I was eating her leftovers from the night before.

Serious ew!

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That said, I’m off to Europe now, France specifically, for two weeks! I am going to a wedding, and I know, because everyone always tells me, you can’t imagine me going to a wedding because I’d have to wear a dress. Well, if it helps at all, I stopped by CVS last week to grab a $3.99 pair of flop fops to wear with it. And in case those go wrong, I also have my ankle brace.*

*Did you know: You can wear any kind of shoes you want to a wedding, so long as you add an ankle brace to your outfit.