Hellooooo
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
I noticed a set of books at the store, each with an eye-catching title. "Insults and Comebacks." "Jokes." "Pickup Lines."Having promised that I would
use a pickup line on a stranger someday, I studied that one first. Inside this book, each page was titled with a location; pickup lines for use in that location were listed below.Laundromat:Near the end of the book, I was happy to finally find the page for me, titled: "Women to Men." I was eager to study the material, and commit the concepts to memory. These are the lines it listed.
Hey, the whites go in with the red socks, right?
Grocery store:
What a small world. I belong to the Safeway club too!
Women to Men:My new middle name: Pick Up Artist.
Hello.
Hi.
Where is the restroom?
Third floor please.
No, thanks.
