Weighing Benefits**
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Benefits of being a hot chick:1) FREE SHIT
2) POWER
3) EGO
4) MORE FREE SHIT
Although, the benefits of being a chick do not necessarily outweigh the costs. The goodies are temporary. For example, they might terminate when the guy decides to ditch your ass at a hoity-toity corporate event in San Francisco where he decides that you are a mortifying embarrassment. Whatever. I had a few glasses of wine, and I was FUN. People told me I was fun! So Paisley ditched me... as a consolation, I had a fun time rambling to his boss about boobs before he left me. I think I said something about breasts giving women the dominant power in relationships. He agreed.
But that's not the point. The reason that I am writing this is not because I got ditched at a party a while back, but because I actually got dumped again last week by another guy. Worse, this time the story does not include a chapter about seducing the guy's boss, or even a scene in a restaurant where I throw my wine at him for being a jerk. Furthermore, my insistance on staying in bed for two days to provide emotional healing completely prevented me from collecting free drinks.
**blog entry edited by Ryan
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The kind of guy that *likes* drunk chics wants to bang them--even those in your circle that are on your side on this either want to bang you or are lonely alcoholics.
Society at large usually has less respect for *that* girl then they do for the loser who is going for that. Understandable, and not a double standard.
Finally, having power over pussies is as powerful as a Rayovac battery from 1985. A real man can get ass when he wants and is looking for someone who can be what he can't, namely: he can't be a woman.
Being a woman is powerful thing and it has nothing to do with candy-tits.
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The kind of guy that *likes* drunk chics wants to bang them--even those in your circle that are on your side on this either want to bang you or are lonely alcoholics.
Society at large usually has less respect for *that* girl then they do for the loser who is going for that. Understandable, and not a double standard.
Finally, having power over pussies is as powerful as a Rayovac battery from 1985. A real man can get ass when he wants and is looking for someone who can be what he can't, namely: he can't be a woman.
Being a woman is powerful thing and it has nothing to do with candy-tits.
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