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Friday, March 04, 2005
Berkeley, CA – Laura receives criticism for her closed-minded attitudes towards poetry.
I’ve always tended to be a little bit narrow minded about poetry as a worthwhile art form. For the most part, I have categorized poetry along with a group of other things that I don’t care for much, such as 96.5FM’s “love songs in the dark” (or whatever they call it) in which anorexic Celine Dion types go on about their hearts and how sad they are for Leonardo Di Caprio who is drowning in the ocean. I guess this might seem a bit insensitive to those people who find love songs and romantic movies to be very beautiful, but in response to those who would view me as callous, I confess that when I watched Titanic, I sincerely felt sad for Leondardo at that moment when he was drowning his popularity down to the level of the prepubescent, twelve-year-old heartthrobs. You just didn’t realize I felt this way because I haven’t expressed my emotion on KOIT’s “Light Rock, Less Talk.”

Anyway, the reason that I am writing about poetry is because I seem to have made a mistake recently that has brought some new challenges into my life. For several years now, I have been focusing on my engineering career and have begun to view to the world through perfectly functional, but non-romantic means such as nuclear energy and McMaster Carr orders. It is because of this that I seem to have made a minor momentary mistake recently in which I referred to the notion of True Love using the unfortunate (although adequately descriptive) phrase of “good enough.” (My bad)

Although my thermal-hydraulics research associates would agree that this is only a minor miscalculation and that my error should be therefore negligible, the person that I said this phrase to was deeply offended by my statement and is now taking drastic measures to cultivate some kind of a romantic germ somewhere in what he sees as my well of bad attitude. As a result of this, I have had more poetry shoved down my throat in the past week than I have had in the other 22 years of my life put together, and the excess of knowledge about old English lover-compasses with floating gold dust has begun to take up space in my brain where perfectly good pick-up lines and dirty words could be getting stored. I see this as some kind of punishment for my lack of respect for the world’s more meaningful emotions and admit that one may be fair to criticize me for it, but still. Old English is painful.

As a result of all this, I would like to confess to both my poetry teacher and all of my readers that despite my hesitations, I too have always kept a bit of poetry with me. My favorite poem which I have read and reread many times is not only dear to me, but actually plays a meaningful role in my life. Above and beyond its spectacularity as a piece of writing, I actually strive to live each day much in the way the author conveys through the moods and images described in his poem. I If any of you ever get the opportunity to acquaint yourself with the timeless writing of “Sick,” by Shel Silverstein, I am sure you will understand.
 
Comments:
Art, and its written subset, poetry, is the craft of human expression. Your column is poetic! Your craft is that you use the English language to convey your apathy with a touch of humor. People generally speak of the expression of love as an obvious example of poetry because they are corrilating it to themselves. Its what moves them the most. For you, you like to laugh. Comdey is poetry too.

Science is derived out of human curiosity. Engineering, out of human tool making. Technology is both. Technology is the fruit of man. Not only is the symphony beautiful, but so is the violin itself. So is the idea of the violin. So is the inspiration for the idea of the violin. That inspiration may well indeed be love. Maybe... or maybe its just good old horny bump'n grind. Lust is a powerful force that people like to call love. Ever want to sleep with your parents? No. But love them, yes. These people paid hard earned money so you can eat fancy baby food and poop it all out like a little poop machine. They took care of a smelly coughing kid who was sick, rude, demanding... That's love. You can't even that score. That's true love. In every instance of you life ask "was that love" and you keep coming up with "true".

Lust is a far more common emotion. You can care for the person you lust too. But that doesn't make it "true love". Give me a break! Sure you can love a person and lust them. Thats great! What's wrong with that? What's there to be "single-minded" against about? I would want that! I like reading love poems like watch Star Wars: They're both cool ideas! Especially when they feel like they can see stars in someones eyes! Wow, that must be really cool! Its particular enjoying when its done with art. I like craftsmentship. A toilet is much better than taking a crap in the street corner (and the corner is better than in the middle)... we all want what's better!
 
You're a Peggy Ann McKay sympathist as well?
 
Damn. That is has gotta be the greatest comment ever: "Peggy Ann McKay sympathist." Simply brilliant.

Also, i didn't know that superheros were so philosophical. Maybe would superman like to reveal his secret identity to me?
Or at the least keep leaving comments until i uncover the mystery...
-Laura
 
You should look into Dorothy Parker. she wrote poems of the "I hate men, life sucks" variety. Most of them are quite funny. You could tell your friend you're reading poetry, without having to suffer through any of the romantic crap. (Ok, I'm a microbiologist, and i'm not winning prizes for having a romantic personality either).

I HATE 96.5's Light rock, less talk!! HATE IT. It always makes me fear for people who listen to it while driving. They are likely to pass out at the wheel and kill themselves, other drivers, small children, etc.

Oh, by the way...hi! I haven't talked to you for a while. hope things are going well, poetry experiences aside.
 
I don't think you necessarily are refuting the idea of poetry but more so the hollywood overdone stereotypical aspects of love. Your example of Titanic is more or less the epitome of that and quite frankly, I think a lot of people fall into the same category of finding it atrocious and annoying.

Poetry is just as much the beauty of the writing itself as the content of it. Sure I may not agree or like the content of, say a love poem, but sometimes I can appreciate the beauty of the language being used. Old English I have to admit, is ludicrously difficult to comprehend, especially if you haven't studied it for long periods of time. However, there are definetely some lines that I can read and truly appreciate because the way its written.

Also poetry, at least for me, is often times not even about love. More times than not, its about anger, despair, hatred, hopelessness, and an outlet for emotions otherwise not beautiful. I look at it as a medium for putting otherwise ugly aspects of human quality and portraying it in a tasteful fashion. Just like there are sappy love songs out there, you will also find songs dripping with other types of emotion.

Now that I've created a much long response that is probably unconsciously designed to be just as long as superman's for no apparent reason, I will end with...absolutely nothing.
 
Shut up Superman! Your feeble mind is no match for power the Dark Side.

As the clever mathematician Bertrand Russell realized:

all the labours of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness of human genius, are destined to extinction in the vast death of the solar system; and the whole temple of man's achievement must inevitably be buried beneath the debris of a universe in ruins.

Let it settle in your heart now and face the inevitable truth of life: Death! Art shall parish with humanity. Stop trying to encourage intuition. Why waste time reading poems when there are fools to laugh at?

Seek power: for the pitiful do not gain pleasure in their pathetic lives. Gratify yourself. Seek sexual gratification and use rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Your feelings will betray you.
 
I like poetry. I like it because poets are the only creatures on Earth more pathetic than musicians, yet they persevere against such inscrutable odds, which in turn gives me hope.

By the way, I am back in Palo Alto for awhile, and I am bored out of my gourd (ergo, I'm reading blogs). Are you still in the yay area? We should hang out. E-mail me through my website (I have been neglecting it - it needs a visit).

-Ryan
 
The Encyclopedia Galactica describes 'Love' as being a debilitating psychosomatic illness that is caused by the production of various hormones in the victim's body that they are either unaware of or simply unable to control.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says love is "mostly painful".



Well I think we've sorted all that out now. If you'd like to know, I can tell you that in your Universe you move freely in three dimensions that you call space. You move in a straight line in a fourth, which you call time, and stay rooted to one place in a fifth, which is the first fundamental of probability. After that it gets a bit complicated, and there's all sorts of stuff going on in dimensions 13 to 22 that you really wouldn't want to know about. All you really need to know for the moment is that the Universe is a lot more complicated then you might think.
 
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