Impossible
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Some girl got duped into marrying my brother. Being the drunkard that he is, he attempted to dip her on the dance floor at the wedding reception, causing them both to fall flat on the floor. I assume she knows she made a mistake. (wedding photos coming soon!)
For now, Jackie (my sister in-law) has family in Taiwan, so we flew to Taiwan to meet them. People here speak to me in Chinese until I look at them blankly, and attempt to say "Me american. No understand."
The bulk of the trip so far consists of...
(1) Getting lost looking for restaurants my food-obsessed brother wants to eat at.
(2) Eating
(3) Waiting to eat again. (bro doing squats/exercises in a front of a restaurant, so that when we get inside, he can eat more food.)
