Twitterpated
Having a crush makes me into a moron.
Having completed multiple successful dates with Interview Guy, I find myself unable to do anything productive, distracted by the extremely-important task of wondering what he may be doing at the moment, as if I have any clue whatsoever. This is followed by re-reading emails he has sent me over again looking for any hint about how he may feel about me (finding none), brainstorming up clever next-date conversation topics & jokes, and frustrating over the fact that he has not written me back yet.
I follow up on this brilliant use of time by writing my new jokes up in an email to him, which I edit repeatedly. I then save the email, go back to edit again, and after a few more revisions... delete the email entirely.
Clearly, the beginning of a successful and beautiful relationship.