Diagnosis: Yellow Fever
Wednesday, December 01, 2010
My friend S. was telling me about his new girlfriend. Apparently this girl is in some denial about her Asian background, evidenced by the fact that: she doesn't date Asian men, doesn't date guys who habitually date Asian girls, and most telling, completely refuses to use chopsticks.Me: So did you lie and say you date white girls?
S: Hey, I dated white girls in college.
Me: Uhuh. Did you date Asian girls too?
S: Maybe one. [ hesitates ] ... and a half.
Me: So there were only one-and-a-half Asian girls at your college?
S: I'm not answering that.
