When girls think about getting married, they envision white dresses, beautiful flowers, and lots of romance. Being much too cynical for any of those things, I imagine up the happiest day of my life as a bachelorette party. (Maddy, how do we get those breakdancing strippers back?)What: GIANT DEBAUCHEROUS EMPLOYMENT-ETTE PARTY.Updates will be posted.
When: The week before work starts
Who: You and everyone you know. And everyone they know.
Seriously. I can only strive to be more like her.
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Right now, I live in the bay area, but I tend to move around a lot. Staying in one place makes me so restless.