Me: My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
Dude: I am
Me: Oh, my watch is a few hours fast.
Me: Stand still so I can pick you up!
Me: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Me: Hey! You dropped something.
Dude: What?
Me: You dropped our conversation. Wanna pick it up?
Seriously. I can only strive to be more like her.
This Young Woman Scored $1,200 A Month In Fancy Dinners Using Match.com

No, I don't have a facebook. This blog is my web presence, and if you want to reach me, it connects to my email.
Right now, I live in the bay area, but I tend to move around a lot. Staying in one place makes me so restless.