Hungry or stupid?
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
I spent my 4th of July weekend with a group of chain-smoking southerners with names like BobbyJoe, who say 'yall' on a regular basis. I joked that we should celebrate America's birthday by buying some slaves... these people might still have some.The great thing about this group was a collectively offensive sense of humor. One of my favorite conversations began like this
BobbyJoe: Yall women are so complicated. We men have two simple emotions -- horny, and hungry.
Ali: Hah! You mean horny and stupid.
I sided with Ali in the debate that followed (arguing for horny and stupid of course), adding that men are good multi-taskers --most express both emotions simultaneously.
