Seriously?
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Most people I've seen in the week since my break up have asked me how I'm doing, and offered their help in my transition period. My mom on the other hand...I didn't tell my parents directly about my becoming single, but guess someone did, because within five minutes of arriving at my parents' house:
Mom: LAURA! You're home!I'll bet she does!
Me: [waits] What.
Mom: Well, it turns out my friend Ester has a son!
Me: Impressive!
Mom: He's 35, a programmer, and he's very wealthy! He owns his own place in San Francisco, and... you like San Francisco!
Me: [looks are her incredulously, as she clearly does not understand what is happening in my life right now]
Mom: What?
Me: [silence]
Mom: He's wealthy and successful. And very attractive and athletic.
Me: Have you actually met this person?
Mom: Oh, no. But his mother says that he is very attractive.
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"I'll bet she does!"
Moms, ha.. his and yours. =)
Sorry to hear about you and Sean.. whatever the circumstances, it's never easy.
Cool solar cooker, btw!
What are you up to, what will you be up to? I'm having a boy-howdy swell time in Texas, and will be for the next month.
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Moms, ha.. his and yours. =)
Sorry to hear about you and Sean.. whatever the circumstances, it's never easy.
Cool solar cooker, btw!
What are you up to, what will you be up to? I'm having a boy-howdy swell time in Texas, and will be for the next month.
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