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The Sunday** Funnies

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I didn't write these. but i did laugh at them.

Your Mom is like carbon, she'll bond with almost anything!

Your Mom is so dumb that she can't even solve a second-order non-homogeneous differential equation!

Your Mom is like a protractor.....good at every angle.

Your Mom prefers 77 to 69 because she gets 8 more

Your Mom is so stupid she thought that e^pi*I was equal to -2.

Your Mom is so dumb, she thinks cosine is something you do on a loan.

Your Mom is so dumb she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem to solve an obtuse triangle.
Your Mom is so fat that when she jumps astronomers have to recalculate Hubble's constant

Your Mom thinks square roots are vegetables.

Your Mom's muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

The shortest distance between your mom and any given person is 50 cents.

Your Mom's mass is so huge, that considering 2Mm/r^2 is not even worth considering.

The integral of your mom is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.

Your Mom is so fat, objects fall towards her at a rate of 9.8m/s^2

Your mom is a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially


**actually, it's tuesday.   ¶ 7:13 PM